Another day another celebrity sex tape – it appears that the Hollywood stars of today are more famous for their homemade videos than their blockbusters – not that were complaining! Ever since Pammy and Tommy stripped off and shagged senseless on their honeymoon (while thoughtfully recording the sex session for the rest of us to enjoy), celebrity sex tapes have become so huge that we felt they deserved their own red carpet award ceremony. And so here you have it – RedHotPie’s Top Celebrity Sex Tapes.
10. Joanie ‘Chyna Doll’ Laurer and Sean ‘X-Pac’ Waltman in One Night in China
This is quite possibly the weirdest sexual display in the history of mankind. It’s quite a long ride too showcasing the former pro-wrestlers Chyna Dolls and X-Pac’s sporting stamina. Chyna looks like a crazed member of the Village People hyped up on drugs and X-Pacs ridiculous lace-up leather pants take forever to peal off. Very funny if not super randy.
9. Tonya Harding and Jeff Gillooly in Tonya and Jeff’s Wedding Night
Make sure you’re near a bathroom when you’re watching this because it’s one of those celebrity sex tapes that should never have been made let alone subjected to the general public. The most entertaining parts are the 80s outfits complete with tacky frou frou wedding dress and Jeff’s chunky ‘stache. It’s cheesy old school porn all the way with a sloppy blow job and a hilarious attempt at the 69 position… watch at your own risk!
8. Dustin Diamond and Two Unknown Hotties in Screeched
You remember Screech, he was the nerdy one in 90s teen sitcom Saved By the Bell. In this film, he shows us that he’s well and truly grown up by referring to himself as “The D-Man” before having a feisty threesome with a bride to be and her maid of honour. In a rather amusing twist, the two girls seem much more interested in each other than in Screech who gives a running commentary on technique and form. This may be one of those times where the mute button comes in handy.
7. Jenna Lewis and Travis Wolfe in Let’s Get Physical
Jenna Lewis may have become a celebrity when she won over audiences on Survivor but it was her sex tape made with husband Travis Lewis that truly won the public’s heart. She starts off on the bed while Travis goes down on her, eventually ending up in all sorts of sexual positions that demonstrate why she was so successful on the physically grueling reality TV show.
6. Kim Kardashian and Ray J in Kim Kardashian, Superstar
Kim Kardashian was little known outside gossip circles and as the gal pal of Paris Hilton until the launch of her pornographic home video that she had made with then-boyfriend, rapper Ray J (the brother of singer Brandy) was announced. Kim and Ray are both super hot which is why this video is extra sexy to watch, plus you get a good look at Kim’s famous behind which is almost more famous than she is.
5. Edison Chen and Every Asian Actress Out There in Someone Stole my Computer
This sex scandal rocked Hong Kong’s Hollywood especially because it involved over 20 super sexy actresses and only one very, very, very lucky actor. Super player Edison Chen had apparently bedded every Asian actress out there and his computer (which was stolen) had the 1,300 photos and videos to prove it. Reading like the roll call for a Honkywood red carpet special, the starlets implicated included Bobo Chan Man, Cecilia Cheung Pak Chi, Gillian Chung, Gillian Chung Yun-Tung, Joey Yung, Yu Chiu, Vincy Yeung, Cecilia Cheung, Yumiko Cheng, Mandy Chen, BoBo Chen, Rachel Ngan, Candice Chan, Jolin Tsai, Maggie Q, and some say even Japanese star Chiaki Kuriyama… just to name a few…
4. Colin Farrell and Nicole Narain in Colin Bangs the Playmate
This tape gets straight to the point with no lusty strip tease or anything else to settle you in – it’s all sex baby! With the two sexiest celeb bodies you’re likely to see romping away with each other, this is one hot hot hot sex tape that is worthy of an Oscar. While Colin’s one liners are hilarious (complete with Irish accent), there are plenty of moves to leave you feeling randy, especially the scene with a little reverse cowgirl action.
3. Keeley Hazell and Lloyd Miller in Keeley’s Spanish Holiday Sex Tape
If Keeley Hazell’s naked body in the heat of action isn’t enough to make you want to watch this movie (what is wrong with you? Keeley’s so HOT!!), then her amazing blowjob expertise should be enough of a reason to press play. Sure there are probably too many shots of Lloyd’s behind in the footage but those extended glimpses of Keeley’s beautiful body are well worth it.
2. Paris Hilton and Rick Salomon in One Night in Paris
When you have no talent in anything and you’re a bored, rich, young, famous girl desperate for attention and fame, what do you do? You make a porn video. At least that’s what Paris Hilton and her then boyfriend Rick Salomon did. This celebrity sex tape was so notorious that it actually propelled Paris into an international star. But her sex scandals don’t end there. In 2007 Paris didn’t pay her storage bill and her personal belongings were then auctioned off including videos that were later leaked online showing her naked and romping with an ex boyfriend.
1. Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee in Pam and Tommy Lee: Hardcore and Uncensored
It was the home made movie that launched a thousand celebrity sex scandals – Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee frolicking in the sun and water while on honeymoon. It shows scenes of Pammy giving Tommy a blow job in a car, and before long, she masturbates whilst sitting on the top deck right before Tommy joins in on the action. The final scenes involve a close up of Tommy entering his new bride. But Pammy’s list of home made videos doesn’t end there… in 2005 she has another sex tape circulating on the internet showcasing her sexual exploits with Poison singer Bret Michaels.